Pasyente : magkano ang facelift doc??
Doctora : complete treatment P145,000
Pasyente : mahal naman !!! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata???
Doktora : eto tsupon, P20 lng!

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Pedro: may ka eyebol ako mamaya, ano kaya itsura nya? Kasi sabi nya, may hawig siyang celebrity! “SHA” daw ang palayaw niya!

Juan: jackpot ka pare! Baka Shaina Magdayao o Sharon Cuneta!

(after eyebol, pedro went home…)

Juan: kumusta? Bakit malungkot ka yata?

Pedro:dioniSHA …pare…..dioniSHA

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Nasa Jeep at bigla sumakit tiyan at utot na utot na at dahil si mamang driver ang lakas ng sound..

Umutot na lng siya every beat ng kanta sinasabayan ng utot niya :))

Pag baba niya namangha siya bakit lahat ng pasahero nakatingin sa kanya..

At doon lng niya naalala na naka headseat pala siya

 

Nahuli in teacher si Dingdong na nangongopya:

Teacher: Ganyan ka na ba talaga ka-bobo ha Dingdong?!
Dingdong: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance.
It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not
meant to be handled alone.
Teacher: (natulala!!!)

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GIRL : Kapag iniwan ba kita iiyak ka??!
BOY : Siyempre naman mapipigilan ko ba ang…

TEARS of JOY?!!

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A couple at the wishing well…
Husband leans over, made a wish and a throws coin.
Wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns.

Husband: “Hala! bilis naman!”

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Pedro: Pare, nanaginip ako kanina!
Juan: Ano?!
Pedro: Naglalaro daw tayo ng basketball tapos natumba ako, tapos pagsalo mo sa akin, nagkalapit ang mga labi natin, tapos…
Juan: Stop!
Pedro: Bakit?!
Juan: Kasi kinikilig ako!

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Sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi:

Lalaki : Sasayaw ka ba ?

*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo..

Babae : Oo, sasayaw ako!

Lalaki : Hay salamat! Paupo ako ha?!

Nakakaiyak ‘to…

They’d known each other since their school days and had since become the best of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent lots time together in and after school. But the friendship never developed into anything deeper.

Diane kept a secret: her admiration and love for Jack. She had her reasons for keeping it a secret. FEAR. Fear of rejection… fear that he might not feel the same… fear that he might not want to be her best friend anymore… fear of losing someone that she could always find comfort in. At least if she kept her feelings to herself  she would still be able to spend time with him… and hopefully, he would be the one to tell her how he felt towards her.

Time passed, and soon school was over. Jack and Diane went separate ways. Jack continued his studies overseas, while Diane got herself a job. They still kept in touch though…penned letters, sent each other photographs, and mailed each other gifts. Diane longed for Jack to be back.

She decided that she would tell him her feelings once he got back. And then out of the blue… the mails from Jack stopped coming. Diane wrote to him, but there was never a reply. Where was he? What happened? Lots of questions ran through her mind…

Two years passed and Diane was still hopeful that Jack would come back… or at least send her a note. And then her prayers were answered. One mid-August day, she received a note from Jack. It said: Diane, I have a surprise for you. I’m flying over. Meet me at the airport. My flight comes in at 4pm on Saturday. I can’t wait to see you again! There’s something I need to tell you, something I’ve been keeping inside all this time.

Love & Kisses,
Jack

Diane’s fingers shook as she read the note. Her heart soared. Diane was thrilled. Love and kisses… it meant a lot for a lady who had  waited so long for those words. She was ecstatic!

The day arrived, and Diane waited anxiously for Jack. She had  slipped into her best dress, and did her best to look as pretty as she could. She looked around… but Jack was nowhere in sight. She waited and waited, wondering what she would say to Jack when he got there, what their meeting would be like. Would there be love in his eyes? Would there be longing, bred from years of separation and hiding each others’ feelings?

Oh, how she longed to see him! How she longed to throw her arms around him and tell him she was a fool to ever let him go without ever telling him how she felt! And she was certain Jack felt it too.  There was always a certain magic about them when they were together.

Then a lady in a sexy, tight, blue dress proached her. She had a very concerned look on her face, “Hi! I’m Lynn, a friend of Jack. Are you Diane?” she asked. Diane just nodded her head.

“I’m afraid I… I have bad news for you. Jack is not coming… he won’t be coming back anymore,” said the lady, placing a hand on Diane’s shoulder. Diane shook her head in confusion. She felt her heart constrict.

What could possibly have happened? Diane felt an overwhelming fear inside her. Her hands turned cold. Her voice shook as she asked:

“Where… where’s Jack? What happened to him? Please tell me…” Diane begged the lady…

The lady looked intently at Diane… and then she gave Diane a nudge on the shoulder and said…

“HOY GAGA! IT’S ME, JACK… JACKILYN!! DI MO NA AKO NAKILALA?! ANG GANDA-GANDA KO NGAYON, DI VAAAAH?! ECHUSERA KA NAMAN MASYADO SISTER! KAKALOKA KAH HUH!! TEKA, SANDALI… MEET MY ‘PAPA’!!”

DISCLAIMER: This was a very old email that I found on my inbox (no direct  author was included on the said mail). I thought of sharing this one of a kind  love story to everyone. I hope this would give smile to your face today, have a nice day!

We don’t have everything to enjoy life, but we have life to enjoy everything. Always choose to see the nice things, life is happier that way.

 

Kanina lang nakausap ko si Bernard ng Saranggola Blog Awards. Isa itong patimpalak para sa mga Filipino Bloggers na mahilig magsulat ng Tula, maikling kwento at kwentong pambata. At tulad ng Isang Minutong SMILE, layunin din nilang makapagbigay saya sa mga bata.

At upang mas maging matagumpay ang layunin ng Saranggola Blog Awards at ng Project SMILE, ngayon taon ay magsasama ang dalawa upang pagtulungan na pasiyahin ang mga batang minsan nang pinagkaitan ng ngiti sa kanilang mga labi.

Sa tulong ng ilang Pinoy Bloggers at iba pang volunteers, muli, sana’y makapagbigay ang Project SMILE kasama ang Saranggola Blog Awards ng ngiti nitong darating na Kapaskuhan.

Minsan, ang simpleng paglipad ng Saranggola sa kalawakan ang siyang nagbibigay Ngiti sa mga bata. Kaya samahan nyo kami para kahit papaano’y unti-unti nating mapangiti ang mundo…

 

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want the most, for what you want now. -Zig Ziglar

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. – Franklin Roosevelt

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does. -J.M. Barrie

 

 

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. ~ by Marcus Aurelius