Nahuli in teacher si Dingdong na nangongopya:

Teacher: Ganyan ka na ba talaga ka-bobo ha Dingdong?!
Dingdong: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance.
It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not
meant to be handled alone.
Teacher: (natulala!!!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GIRL : Kapag iniwan ba kita iiyak ka??!
BOY : Siyempre naman mapipigilan ko ba ang…

TEARS of JOY?!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A couple at the wishing well…
Husband leans over, made a wish and a throws coin.
Wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns.

Husband: “Hala! bilis naman!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pedro: Pare, nanaginip ako kanina!
Juan: Ano?!
Pedro: Naglalaro daw tayo ng basketball tapos natumba ako, tapos pagsalo mo sa akin, nagkalapit ang mga labi natin, tapos…
Juan: Stop!
Pedro: Bakit?!
Juan: Kasi kinikilig ako!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi:

Lalaki : Sasayaw ka ba ?

*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo..

Babae : Oo, sasayaw ako!

Lalaki : Hay salamat! Paupo ako ha?!

Note : Forwarded email

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Is represented as…)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

  • Smiling makes you attractive.
  • Smiling changes your mood.
  • Smiling is contagious.
  • Smiling relieves stress.
  • Smiling boosts your immune system.
  • Smiling lowers your blood pressure.
  • Smiling releases endorphins, natural pain killer and serotonin.
  • Smiling lifts the face and makes your look younger.
  • Smiling makes you seem successful.
  • Smiling helps you stay positive.
So, keep on SMILING! :)

Nakakaiyak ‘to…

They’d known each other since their school days and had since become the best of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent lots time together in and after school. But the friendship never developed into anything deeper.

Diane kept a secret: her admiration and love for Jack. She had her reasons for keeping it a secret. FEAR. Fear of rejection… fear that he might not feel the same… fear that he might not want to be her best friend anymore… fear of losing someone that she could always find comfort in. At least if she kept her feelings to herself  she would still be able to spend time with him… and hopefully, he would be the one to tell her how he felt towards her.

Time passed, and soon school was over. Jack and Diane went separate ways. Jack continued his studies overseas, while Diane got herself a job. They still kept in touch though…penned letters, sent each other photographs, and mailed each other gifts. Diane longed for Jack to be back.

She decided that she would tell him her feelings once he got back. And then out of the blue… the mails from Jack stopped coming. Diane wrote to him, but there was never a reply. Where was he? What happened? Lots of questions ran through her mind…

Two years passed and Diane was still hopeful that Jack would come back… or at least send her a note. And then her prayers were answered. One mid-August day, she received a note from Jack. It said: Diane, I have a surprise for you. I’m flying over. Meet me at the airport. My flight comes in at 4pm on Saturday. I can’t wait to see you again! There’s something I need to tell you, something I’ve been keeping inside all this time.

Love & Kisses,
Jack

Diane’s fingers shook as she read the note. Her heart soared. Diane was thrilled. Love and kisses… it meant a lot for a lady who had  waited so long for those words. She was ecstatic!

The day arrived, and Diane waited anxiously for Jack. She had  slipped into her best dress, and did her best to look as pretty as she could. She looked around… but Jack was nowhere in sight. She waited and waited, wondering what she would say to Jack when he got there, what their meeting would be like. Would there be love in his eyes? Would there be longing, bred from years of separation and hiding each others’ feelings?

Oh, how she longed to see him! How she longed to throw her arms around him and tell him she was a fool to ever let him go without ever telling him how she felt! And she was certain Jack felt it too.  There was always a certain magic about them when they were together.

Then a lady in a sexy, tight, blue dress proached her. She had a very concerned look on her face, “Hi! I’m Lynn, a friend of Jack. Are you Diane?” she asked. Diane just nodded her head.

“I’m afraid I… I have bad news for you. Jack is not coming… he won’t be coming back anymore,” said the lady, placing a hand on Diane’s shoulder. Diane shook her head in confusion. She felt her heart constrict.

What could possibly have happened? Diane felt an overwhelming fear inside her. Her hands turned cold. Her voice shook as she asked:

“Where… where’s Jack? What happened to him? Please tell me…” Diane begged the lady…

The lady looked intently at Diane… and then she gave Diane a nudge on the shoulder and said…

“HOY GAGA! IT’S ME, JACK… JACKILYN!! DI MO NA AKO NAKILALA?! ANG GANDA-GANDA KO NGAYON, DI VAAAAH?! ECHUSERA KA NAMAN MASYADO SISTER! KAKALOKA KAH HUH!! TEKA, SANDALI… MEET MY ‘PAPA’!!”

DISCLAIMER: This was a very old email that I found on my inbox (no direct  author was included on the said mail). I thought of sharing this one of a kind  love story to everyone. I hope this would give smile to your face today, have a nice day!

It’s easy to say”I Love You” to someone, but it’s more meaningful to thank someone for loving you. Gratitude defines attitude.

 

An umbrella can’t stop the rain but it allows us to stand in the rain.confidence may not bring success but it gives us the power to face any challenge.God sees you through,be confident.

 

 

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

 

God doesn’t have a blackberry or an iPhone, but He is my favorite contact.

He doesn’t have Facebook, but He is my best friend.

He doesn’t have Twitter, but I follow Him.

He doesn’t have internet, but I am connected to HIM.

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.” Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, “Penny for you talks.” But I didn’t know what to say. Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, “Can’t got your tongue?” I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, “I beg your cordon. I’m patient. It’s my favorite virtue nga e.” Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, “Don’t touch me not!” Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, “Come on, let’s join us.”

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it’s a better pill to swallow your fried so it’s forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.